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[Death Killington]

I just need Hisui's action and I'm ready to go.

[Neko Lenore]

If she doesn't get a move in today or tomorrow, let's just go ahead and run it.
Unless she's already submitted it and I'm just behind here... >.>

[Death Killington]

My bad, I've just been really busy lately. I'll try to get it up by the weekend. Sorry, everybody.

[Death Killington]

Sorry it's taking so long, but I promise it'll be up by March 1st.

[Death Killington]

Sorry if this sucks or offends anyone.

Ages ago, in a small, now forgotten kingdom, there was a legend of an ancient, monstrous beast.

The beast was said to be 12 feet tall, with the strength of 20 bulls, each with the strength of 7 bulls. His eyes were the scariest color known to man, pink. And if you rubbed the giant horn on his forehead, nothing happens (except you die because then the beast would kill you for rubbing it's fucking horn). I could go on and on describing how aesthetically challenged this monster is, but I can't think of anything humorous, so I, the amazing narrator that I am, will continue with this tale.

The king sent the three people that he had gay fantasies about thought would have the best shot at killing the animal: The guys who fixed the King's cable when it went out. DUN-DUN-DUNNNNN! They were outfitted with the finest, most deadly water guns known to man, and set off to kill the monster. The names of these heroes? They were Hisui, Neko, and FHQ.

Anywho, they decided to look for the beast in Brokeback mountain first. It took them much longer than expected to climb probably because they were having gay sex half the time. When they finally reached the top, the monster was waiting for them. "Fools, you dare to enter my domain? You must wish for death to be inflicted upon you, with a side of pain and suffering!! Ahahaha!" exclaimed Leon. But, none of the chosen heroes spoke Leonese, so what they heard "aughwaguhghgauwgugjgaghfrefbwgbtunbrunbuenubbgywbubbhsbb!!!"

In a lapse of ADD, the heroes ignored the crazy monster and decided to play Frisbee. After a few seconds, the legendary Frisbee got stuck on a conveniently located ancient tomb. The group decided to use their super powered water guns to get the Frisbee, but, in doing so, flooded the area. Hisui couldn't swim, so she decided to go inside the tomb to see if there were any water wings. Hisui explored the tomb for hours finding that, surprisingly, there were no water wings. She did meet the spirit of the ancient king, whose body was laid to rest there, but he was insane and killed her.

Meanwhile, FHQ and Neko finally got their Frisbee down. FHQ made a bad throw, and it hit Leon right in the face. So, Leon pulled out a Ultima Weapon and stabbed him in the face. The only two left were Neko and Leon, but who would win?

FHQ shot in the air
Neko shot in the air
Leon shot FHQ
Hisui defended

Neko and Leon are left. Yippee.

EDIT: OMG I have 666 posts!

[FormicHiveQueen]

They were Hisui, Neko, and FHQ.

It took them much longer than expected to climb probably because they were having gay sex half the time.

Yay for threesomes!

[Neko Lenore]

But if Hisui is a girl, then it's not a gay threesome.

[FormicHiveQueen]

But if Hisui is a girl, then it's not a gay threesome.

That's my point.

[Hisui]

We should go kill weird monsters more often.

[Neko Lenore]

Where is mah story?! XD

[TheGreatLeon]

I'M WAITIIIIING! D:<

[Death Killington]

My bad. Again, I'm just really busy. This counts as finishing the story, right?

Neko threw the FRisbee in the air, and Leon capped her azz. Thus the beast was never killed. The end. Goodnight.

Neko shot air
Leon shot Neko

Leon wins, he can write up the next one. Yippee.

[Neko Lenore]

Close enough!

[TheGreatLeon]

Need FHQ's move, DK's move, Hisui's move, and since Hawke got back he may want to join.

[Hisui]

Need FHQ's move, DK's move, Hisui's move, and since Hawke got back he may want to join.

Yeah, we should see if Hawke wants to join before we continue.

[Hawke]

So it shall be done.

[TheGreatLeon]

Hentai-chan and possibly Hentai-kun's moves needed

[Neko Lenore]

Hentai-chan and possibly Hentai-kun's moves needed

Who? 0.o

[Hawke]

Me and the girl.

[FormicHiveQueen]

Hentai-chan and possibly Hentai-kun's moves needed

Who? 0.o

She who draws hentai and he who collects it.